A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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