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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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