- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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