- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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