- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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