Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Cripples are lame.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

The american education system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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