- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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