knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Womens rights

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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The child was fired from his job.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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