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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Donald Trump

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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