Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Ross.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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