Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

binladin walks into the american seals

A woman walks into a bar.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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