Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Potassium? K.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Knock Knock.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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