What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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