- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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