what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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