What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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