Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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PENIS

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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