what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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