- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I am a mime

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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