- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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