Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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