- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

womens rights.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Yes

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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