- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Ross.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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