- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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