How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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womens rights

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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