Allah walked into AK Bar

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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