Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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