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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

An Asian with a big dick.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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