- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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