What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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WNBA

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Anti Joke

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