Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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I asked her where you were.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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