knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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