- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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