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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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