- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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