There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Women's Rights

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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