- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

knock knock Goodbye

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Whats the defination of cruelty

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

I? Everett

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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