- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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