- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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