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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

a jew walks out of a furnace

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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