- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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