- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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