Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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