- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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