-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Your big dick.

Andoni was here

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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