Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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