- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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