Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the blue berry cross the road

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops