- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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