Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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