- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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