Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Fat? Jesse Z

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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