yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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asdasdasdasd

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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