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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Flowers are colors Love me

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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