What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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