What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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