How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Turkey Balls

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