- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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