Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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