You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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