Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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