- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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