- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A miserable man committed suicide.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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