Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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12/23/2012

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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