What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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