- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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