I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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