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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

The word "Walter" is never funny.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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