How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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It's all Taggart

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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