Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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antijoke is the best website.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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