A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

star wars kid

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...