Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Jesus Christ

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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