- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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