- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Go away still nothing to see

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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