- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

your skull would make a nice pen holder

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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