What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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