a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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