- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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