Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Jesus Christ

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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