Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Tony Romo

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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