- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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