Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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