A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

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