- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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