- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

i found waldo.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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