How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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