If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Potassium? K.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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