- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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