- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Camerons hair is Curly..

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Dead girls can't say no.

Women's Rights

A baby seal walks into a club.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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