- Anti Joke

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.