- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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