dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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God is real.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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