- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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