- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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