- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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