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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

why dont they make black forks

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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