What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Your adopted

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Anti Joke

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