- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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