- Anti Joke

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did not. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

These Jokes suck.