- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Anti Jokes = Drained

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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