- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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