- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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