What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

So a horse walks into a barn.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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