How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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