How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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