- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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