- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Knock knock Fuck off!

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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