- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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