Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How old are you? 7

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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