- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Actually it was me Josh brown

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