Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Gus's mom

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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