what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Sarah Palin.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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You are joking right?

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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