- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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