- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Anti-jokes are funny.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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