Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Turkey Balls

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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My mom

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Read a Book.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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