- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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