You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Weaner

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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