- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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