- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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