Whats cold and frozen? ice

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

thumb_up thumb_down -18

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

thumb_up thumb_down -18

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops