- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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