Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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