- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??