Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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