- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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