- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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