Blacks

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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