Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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