- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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