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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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