- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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