what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

school homewrok

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

womens rights.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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