- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........