- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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