What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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