- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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