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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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