How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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