Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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