What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Read a Book.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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