- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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