- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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