Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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