- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

FOX News: Fair and balanced

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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