- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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