What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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this website is a bad joke

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Justin Bieber

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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