Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Yellow People !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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