hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Want to hear a joke? No.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What's better than a stick? A stone

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a black man? Rob

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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