What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What does greg and Ian have in common?

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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