- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

woman's rights

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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