How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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