- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

9/11 my birthday

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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