What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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