- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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