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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Potassium? K.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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