Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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