Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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