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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Cripples are lame.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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