mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A storm be brewin!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A miserable man committed suicide.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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