- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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