Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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