what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Tilt your screen back .

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Anti Joke

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