So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What does greg and Ian have in common?

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...