People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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