Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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