- Anti Joke

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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