- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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