- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

why did you poop because you are a poop

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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