- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

You know what's cool? Yep.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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