knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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