I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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