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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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