- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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