- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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