Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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