- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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