- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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