- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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