- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

The chickens have become self-aware!

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