Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Ross.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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