Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Anti Joke

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