what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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