Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock knock Come in

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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