A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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