What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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