- Anti Joke

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

quantum physics?

if you don't like this you're gay

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.