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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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