- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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