A dancer walks into a barre

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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