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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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