- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

my penis

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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