How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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