What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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