What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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