- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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