- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did? Yes

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What's white and gluey Glue

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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