- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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