- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

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