- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

a blind man walks into a wall

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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