- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A American seeking into mexico

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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