Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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How old are you? 7

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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