why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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The global news

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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